The captain’s turned on the seat belt sign. Translated: walk your ass back to 
your seat and sit your ass down and stay there! No, don’t pop back up 30 seconds later to try to get to the bathroom. WHACK! The seat belt sign’s still on dumbass! WHACK!
God, put me out of my misery with a glass, no a bottle – (the better to whack with). Brand, 2008, Columbia Valley is mean, and I mean that in a good way. Steeped in very cherry berry, unripe rigidity and cranberry roastiness, this wine is easy. Smooth, with an awestruck finish, it doesn’t mince words, does not waste time and directs the next dumbass to the nearest exit. Thin the herd. WHACK!
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Posted by Teri Citterman
